Christopher Chance is a #^@$ing idiot, heāll be the first to admit. But not so big a one as Guy Gardner himself. Guyās brittle ego has always been his greatest weakness, and when push comes to shove, it doesnāt take much for Ice to show just how easily it can be shattered. Readers beware, spoilers ahead for Human Target #6, written by Tom King, drawn by Greg Smallwood and lettered by Clayton Cowles.
Armaan Babu: So Ice has finally given Guy the cold shoulder. Sheās left him in pieces. Broken his heart, and quite a few other things besides. I hope youāve read the issue by now, dear reader (and not had it spoiled for you; the internetās been all over this), ācause these puns are gold. Dan, are there any Iāve missed?
Dan Grote: Normally, opening a review this way would leave me quite (puts on sunglasses) cold, but this issue was so good that even a ceaseless barrage of cold puns canāt get me down. Letās crack this bad boy open.
Cold Conspiracies
Armaan: So Tom Kingās described this issue as a āseason finale,ā and as such, I appreciate that we get a decent laying out of all the clues weāve gotten so far, ācause even with rereads, I keep losing track. It comes right in the middle of a fight with Ice, as Christopher Chance reminds us all how we got here, why Fire is the next suspect on his list and how Ice is very, very mad about this.
I think itās safe to say that Iceās rage isnāt coming from the most logical of places. We know that Chance has a limited amount of time to catch his killer, we know the evidence leads straight to Fire, and while we donāt know if heās shared all of his findings with Ice, Ice has to know heās enough of a detective to at least have to interview her.
Me, I donāt see Iceās rage as one of a woman who canāt believe Chance would accuse her best friend of murder. Itās one of a woman who has been working very hard to draw suspicion away from Fire and is mad that heās being too stubborn for her plan to work. How do you see this?
Dan: More than ever, Iām convinced Ice ā whether she loves Chance or not ā is using the good-girl act to pull his strings. She kills an entire day of Chanceās few left (with makeup sex, true, but still) to keep him away from Fire. I honestly wonder whether she might have had Guy over to extend that, knowing she could control the situation, but things went too far.
Maybe Fire had Martian Manhunter supply Booster Gold with the money to start up the bagel place to provide the cover for securing the element needed to slip the poison to Lex Luthor that was accidentally ingested by Chance, but maybe Ice was in on the whole thing. Maybe she and Fire discussed the plan. Maybe Ice knew thatās what Fire was planning and wanted to protect her friend. Maybe that wasnāt even Guy. Maybe it was a hard-light construct turned Popsicle. Thatās probably a little too far-fetched, but his dialogue is a little ā¦ much. I donāt know, have I gone too far down the rabbit hole?
Armaan: Only if youāre seeing actual rabbits down there. One thingās for sure: Chance has got it bad for Ice. The constant way she invades his thoughts, his memories of her, thatās been a part of the book for a while, and I think itās clear his focus is shot.
Dan: And his cough is only getting worse, so itāll be interesting to see him try to piece this stuff together as he gets closer to knock-knock-knockinā on Heavenās door. Hey, speaking of religion ā¦
Armaan: We move on to a checkup with Doctor Mid-Nite, who is able to match an ingredient in Boosterās bagels with an ingredient used in the poison thatās killing Chance, confirming that while Chance may be distracted, heās at least still on the right track.
While Mid-Nite still canāt offer up a cure, he does offer to take Chance to church in the hopes of finding some solace in religion. Itās an earnest offer, and I felt the response was ā¦ well, rude as hell. Thereās dismissive, and then thereās belittlement, and the way Mid-Nite is framed, the way Chanceās laughter flits across the page like it runs deeper than simple speech, it felt a lot like the latter.
Dan: Thereās a bit of the energy there of that Simpsons episode early on where Homer skips church. While it sends Chance off laughing, which absolutely was rude, I donāt think it quite gets to being played for laughs with the reader. Itās clear Doc Mid-Nite finds comfort in belief, and while a dying Chance may fault him for it, I donāt think King does. The box at the bottom ā āIt was a good game. Went to overtime, but we lost in the endā ā carries more wisdom than your run-of-the-mill Jason Aaron āHaha, God is dumb and so are you for believing in him, now hereās some swole dudes fightingā comic.
Euphegenia Chance
Armaan: So as Chance is heading back to Ice, he continues to mull over the case, laying out his options. I enjoyed this glimpse into his mind. Weāve seen Chance the Detective almost exclusively for the past several issues, but itās worth remembering that he has a bizarre job, bizarre skills that come along with that, and a lot of prepwork ā all of which heās behind on. Most amusing here is him mulling over getting in disguise as the Martian Manhunter, a challenging cosplay even without taking into account Jāonnās various powers.
Dan: By god, I would love to see Chance disguise himself as a Martian. What kind of Mrs. Doubtfire ārun-by fruitingā nonsense would he have to pull to mimic Jāonnās shapeshifting? They matched wits pretty well last issue, so I think heād stand a chance. Mostly I just want to see Smallwood draw this sequence.
Armaan: Iām going to call on my years of theatrical experience here and say that you never put in an effect that makes things more complicated than it needs to be; let the strength of the performance speak for itself. If you sell that first impression, hold it, never break out of character, never give āem a reason to doubt the story youāre selling, you donāt need the special effects to make it work. All Chance would have to do is give Fire the Jāonn she expects to see ā the patsy, weakened by her in every way.
(That being said, youāre right, Smallwood drawing a sitcom-like sequence of Chance āshiftingā shapes would be fantastic.)
All his plans for preparation are thrown out the window, though, because of Ice. Not even his impending death can get in the way of him wanting to be with her.
Dan: Love makes a person do crazy things. Like stay in and shag all day.
Death by Ice
Dan: So when we were talking about this comic before we started writing, you mentioned the fight between Guy and Ice and said you wanted to talk about a different King-penned bout of domestic violence.
Armaan: Ahh, yeah, thank you for reminding me. The fight this issue brought me right back to Strange Adventures #11. They were both fights that were uncomfortable to watch, both drawn by incredible artists with skills in bringing more grounded human emotion to life. Both feature males with fragile egos built entirely on the most toxic of masculinity. Both males seemingly goaded into a physical confrontation, with slap after slap after slap from the female partner. Both men belittled, mocked for how small they truly were.
King seems to gender his takes on morality in ways that keep coming up, and Dan, tell me if Iām off base here. A recurring theme Iām seeing is men who are continually broken by their inflexible moralities, paired with women finding their strength in more flexible morals. Itās part of the reason why, after souring on Kingās approaches a little, I found Human Target so refreshing. Chanceās morals are pretty flexible, too. He bends, and avoids breaking, against his idea of whatās right and wrong, which makes him so much more of an interesting character.
Dan: Thatās a pretty astute observation. The books are different, in that weāre not sure for the longest time (and Jesus, the pandemic dragged out Strange Adventures, not that thatās the worst thing the pandemic did by a longshot) what exactly Adam Strange did wrong, whereas we are never meant to like Guy Gardner. Guy is a cartoon shitheel from jump, and his dialogue in this issue ā āBad baby, bad, bad, bad.ā ā just ups that ante as he makes the full swerve from stalker jerk to abusive.
The women in either scenario are different, too. Weāre meant to view Alanna on Earth as a couple shades better than Lady MacBeth, until it turns out Adamās been lying to her the whole time about their daughter. Ice, on the other hand, is the good girl whoās deadlier than people realize and pulling more strings than people realize but is just now starting to make the full swerve into canāt-trust-her.
Either way, this issue climaxes with a tried-and-true JLI bit. Weāve seen riffs on the olā āone punchā before. But this was badass, and a showcase for Smallwoodās art. The splash of Chanceās punch shattering Guyās frozen face into pieces. The void-space quarter panel of headless Guy standing there in shock, Ice standing to meet what would have been his gaze, Chance behind her doubled over in a chair, in pain from getting light-flailed, perhaps also in shock at what theyāve done. Ice shattering the rest of her ex. And the next splash, of an ice cube, melting into blood, on a white background, as Chance processes what will happen next now that theyāve killed a Justice Leaguer. Itās fucking amazing.
Armaan: We always knew Ice was powerful. The tension, the question being teased but never quite revealed, was whether she was the kind of ruthless that would make her powers so deadly. If push comes to shove, would she truly kill a man? Well, Guy pushed. She shoved. I think itās pretty clear to see that whether or not she tried to kill Lex Luthor, sheās definitely capable of, and for once I mean this with no pun intended, cold-blooded murder.
Dan: (Golf clap) The best part of this book taking a hiatus at this point is I have no idea where this investigation is going to go next. Fire will be there, obviously, but still, it feels too early to know who did it. But who remains from that initial JLI roster as viable suspects or people who could have been involved? Rocket Red? Gānort? Captain Atom? NANCY?! Actually, there is one big hole at the center of all this.
Batman.
As much as the Bat pulls focus, heās got to come up eventually. He was in the group shot. I donāt want to make a Chekhovās Batman joke, but it stands to reason we can expect him in the second arc. My guess is Day 9, which we got a tease of in issue #1, when Chance says, āI die in prison, I die in a hotel room, who cares? I got the guy who killed me.ā Seems like the kind of line youād say to Batman were Batman staring you down.
Armaan: As we pause to take stock of things in this āseason finale,ā I think itās worth considering one thing: In a story like this, the clues rarely matter so much as the themes. The clues help occupy that logical part of your brain that likes picking away at things, while the forefront of your mind is drawn in by the beauty of it all, the Smallwood art, the panel layouts, the cynical takes ā¦ the smell of her perfume.
Every character weāve met so far is a statement on the evil in the hearts of men (or supermen) ā and whoever the killer ends up being says everything about what kind of story this is. If the killer was Guy, then this is a story about the dangers of toxic masculinity. If the killer is Booster, itās a story about the danger of idiots whom nobody suspects. If itās Jāonn, itās about the weakness of a man in the face of his own loneliness. So what kind of story do you think this is? And who embodies that most of all?
Dan: Ooh, if itās Gānort, itās a story about how even the goodest boys break bad!
Armaan: Yeah, now youāre getting it! I am curious about Kingās take on Batman for this story, and how much he differs from Kingās more canon take on the character.
I still think weāve overlooked one thing this issue ā how did Guy get his ring back? The last we saw it, it was with Chanceās friend Luigi. Luigi who, twice now, has proven unable to say no to a woman. You know who else is a woman whoās embroiled at the heart of all this ā¦ and who has access to things like who lives where and probably has Kord Tech spying on people in their homes? Thatās right. Nancy. Iām saying Nancy gave Guy his ring back, and set him loose on Chance and Ice, ācause Chance is getting a little too close to the truth. Forcing the duo to cover up a murder on top of him being distracted by Ice? Chanceās ā¦ well, erm, chances of finding the murderer are dwindling, and Nancyās behind it all.
Cheap Shots
- āI think we froze the pipesā is such a good line, especially delivered as it is, in a four-panel sequence of Chance and Ice lying still, in post-coital calm on a polar bear-skin rug (I assume?).
- Dāyever notice how the lines on Smallwoodās characters are heavy but the lines on his panels, the word balloons, the SFX are nonexistent? I donāt have a haughty furtherance of discussion on that. Itās just neat.
- Parallelling Fireās introduction with Iceās ā Luigi pointing out thereās a lady upstairs ā is a nice touch.
- The awkward comfort of being nice to someone whose company you love while desperately trying not to say the thing that will start a fight is portrayed to an uncomfortably relatable degree here.
- An extra plug, but that final paragraph from that Strange Adventures review I linked to seems pretty appropriate for those who are hurt by Kingās takes on the JLI. It even ends with an inadvertent ātargetā pun! Iām so proud of past me.
- Iām proud of you, too.