Clark Urich - COMICSXF https://comicsxf.com The comics criticism you crave Thu, 06 Jul 2023 19:48:17 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=7.0.1 https://i0.wp.com/comicsxf.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/cropped-orange-favicon-2.jpg?fit=32%2C32&ssl=1 Clark Urich - COMICSXF https://comicsxf.com 32 32 107498702 Beast Is Nimrod Now In Our Exclusive Preview Of X-Force #42 https://comicsxf.com/2023/07/06/beast-is-nimrod-now-in-our-exclusive-preview-of-x-force-42/ Thu, 06 Jul 2023 19:48:10 +0000 https://www.comicsxf.com/?p=45930 Listen, I know it isn’t SEO friendly but I don’t know how to write a headline that is more clear than how Beast is Nimrod now. I wanted to call him Beastrod but when you Google that you just get some upsetting fan art of that guy who joined your party at Hallow Bastion in...

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]]> 45930 Bros On A Speedboat In Our Exclusive Preview Of Wolverine #34 https://comicsxf.com/2023/06/08/bros-on-a-speedboat-in-our-exclusive-preview-of-wolverine-34/ Thu, 08 Jun 2023 18:00:00 +0000 https://www.comicsxf.com/?p=45672 It’s summer and that means it is time to hit the lake with your boys and a thirty-rack of PBR and enjoy that boat of yours. It’s what you live for, isn’t it? Ain’t nothing better in this world then spending the day out on the boat, regardless of what is being shot at you...

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]]> 45672 Sinister’s Seat Stolen In Our Exclusive Preview Of Immortal X-Men #12 https://comicsxf.com/2023/06/01/sinisters-seat-stolen-in-our-exclusive-preview-of-immortal-x-men-12/ Thu, 01 Jun 2023 18:00:00 +0000 https://www.comicsxf.com/?p=45580 The problem with having a group of superheroes forming a coalition government with many of their enemies is that eventually, they have superhero plots to do while their enemies have scheming to under go. What does that mean? It means that 33% of your legislative body can be infected by a potential virus that makes...

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]]> 45580 Orchis Orchestrates The Fall Of X In Our Exclusive Preview Of X-Men #22 https://comicsxf.com/2023/05/11/orchis-orchestrates-the-fall-of-x-in-our-exclusive-preview-of-x-men-22/ Thu, 11 May 2023 18:00:00 +0000 https://www.comicsxf.com/?p=45447 When the doors to the House Of X opened, Cyclops asked “Did you honesty think that we were going to sit around forever and just take it?” Well the collective known as Orchis has spent nearly four years alternating between sitting around and taking it. Did you honestly think that’s all they were going to...

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]]> 45447 The Sickness Spins Horror Straight From The Hell Of Americana https://comicsxf.com/2023/04/18/the-sickness-spins-horror-straight-from-the-hell-of-americana/ Tue, 18 Apr 2023 15:00:00 +0000 https://www.comicsxf.com/?p=45231 “We had this pitch going for three years,” Lonnie Nadler tells me, his voice a mix of pride in the work and dissatisfaction with the comics industry writ large. “And the only reason it’s taken us this long is because we couldn’t find a publisher who would be willing to commit to a series this...

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]]> 45231 Jason Aaron’s Avengers Sucks Ass https://comicsxf.com/2023/04/17/jason-aarons-avengers-sucks-ass/ Mon, 17 Apr 2023 14:00:00 +0000 https://www.comicsxf.com/?p=45031 This whole article came out of a dumb joke. Just doing what fills the time, bullshitting with friends about comics. Filling time comes naturally on Mondays when the Marvel review copies drop. Out of habit, I read it all, eventually dropping the books that bore me and making sure I read the worst trash being...

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]]> 45031 Wolverine Plays Drinking Games In Our Exclusive Preview Of X-Force #39 https://comicsxf.com/2023/04/13/wolverine-plays-drinking-games-in-our-exclusive-preview-of-x-force-39/ Thu, 13 Apr 2023 18:00:00 +0000 https://www.comicsxf.com/?p=45213 Cannot be more clear about the events of this preview than I have been in the title. Wolverine plays drinking games with big boys like Juggernaut, Blob and Strong Guy. These gentlemen are much larger than Laura (who, for the record, is not the Laura currently dating Synch, it’s the one who was accidently resurrected...

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]]> 45213 Marvel Redesigned 96 Minor League Baseball Logos. We Rank Them All. https://comicsxf.com/2023/04/06/marvel-redesigned-96-minor-league-baseball-logos-we-rank-them-all/ Thu, 06 Apr 2023 14:00:00 +0000 https://www.comicsxf.com/?p=45130 Baseball. It’s America’s pastime as long as you don’t count football or basketball or soccer for the under-30 crowd. Another one of America’s pastimes, despite the substantial efforts by Disney and Warner Bros. Discovery to suck any childish joy we once had for it, is superheroes. Great news for lovers of pastimes that are past...

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]]> 45130 The Rise and Fall of Pissass Magazine https://comicsxf.com/2023/04/05/the-rise-and-fall-of-pissass-magazine/ Wed, 05 Apr 2023 18:30:00 +0000 https://www.comicsxf.com/?p=45121 Ed. Note: This piece was intended to run on 4/1/23. However interference from Mr. Piss led to the site crashing for nearly two weeks. The team at ComicsXF is committed to sharing the truth and has presented the story as is. We apologize for the fault in the website. Those responsible have been sacked. In...

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]]> 45121 LaValle Closes A Chapter In Our Exclusive Preview Of Sabretooth & The Exiles #5 https://comicsxf.com/2023/03/23/lavalle-closes-a-chapter-in-our-exclusive-preview-of-sabretooth-the-exiles-5/ Thu, 23 Mar 2023 18:00:00 +0000 https://www.comicsxf.com/?p=45102 What a month for Victor LaValle. He’s got a new novel, his first since The Changeling, hitting shelves to a positive reception. The Lone Woman promises LaValle’s trademark mix of literary fiction expertise with genre bending suspense; taking traditionally lowly-regarded material and elevating them to a place of honor. He does this by the simple...

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]]> 45102 Kissing & Dads In Our Exclusive Preview Of Marauders #12 https://comicsxf.com/2023/03/16/kissing-dads-in-our-exclusive-preview-of-marauders-12/ Thu, 16 Mar 2023 18:00:00 +0000 https://www.comicsxf.com/?p=45059 Dear readers, it is so important that you know the kissing parts and Dad parts of Marauders #12 are unrelated. X-Men books contain multitudes and those multitudes are having feelings about your new girlfriend from a far distant past mutant society as well as other people having feelings about their mob affiliated Dad who, to...

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