Things go from bad to worse when Jack runs off and turns himself over to the enemy. Can Starfleetâs Frontier Day celebration survive the wrath of âVĂ”x?â in Picard Season 3 episode 9, written by Sean Tretta & Kiley Rossetter, directed by Terry Matalas.
Mark Turetsky: Hi Will! It looks like itâs all been coming down to this: all mysteries revealed. All the actors unmasked. All characters under 25 rendered untrustworthy.
Will Nevin: Never trust young people, Mark. Their blood is too rich and nougat-y; their brains too susceptible to Borg nanoprobes and DNA rewritten by transporter systems. Weâve seen it a thousand times.
Mark: Itâs why Iâm writing to my congressperson right now to ban Tik Tok. And gum. And backtalk.
Will: The Framers had it right: No one under 25 should serve in Congress. Or in Starfleet.
The Secret of the Boy
Mark: Speaking of young people under 25, Picard season 3 episode 9 starts with the big reveal that itâs been dangling in front of us since episode 1: what makes Jack the special boy that he is? It turns out all our speculation was right, Will (though Iâm still holding out for the aliens from âThe Inner Lightâ being behind it). Heâs a Borg! And he always has been!
Will: A predictable twist in a story is not necessarily a bad one. We surmised that Jack might have some sort of inherited Borg trait just as we guessed that the Frontier Day terrorist attack was really an opportunity to assimilate the entire fleet. Yes, we could have gone with something a bit stranger (Pah-wraiths, perhaps), but Iâm not mad at all about the direction this story has taken. Would it make a bit more sense *without* literally all of last season? Absolutely. But if Beverly Crusher doesnât know what happened on the Stargazer, I donât have to know what happened on it either.
Mark: Thereâs still a chance Agnesâ mini-collective might stop in next week to save the day, but considering the show has now almost completely forgotten about the Changeling plot now that itâs switched over to the Borg, I think the likelihood of bringing in more stuff outside of The Next Generation in the finale is pretty slim.
Letâs stop for a moment and reflect on the ultimate revelation of the entire plan: the renegade Changelings have been working with The Borg all along, implanting special coding into all Starfleet transporters to rewrite DNA in order to make everyone who uses it susceptible to Borg mind control. The writers know enough about physiology to know that encoding someoneâs DNA wonât necessarily alter their development after theyâre done growing, so the effect is limited to anyone under 25, as their brains are still developing.
What exactly do the Changelings get out of this, handing over all of Starfleet to The Borg? ItâsâŠunclear, especially since, with the death of Vadic, we seem to have heard the last of them.
Will: Simple, good old-fashioned revenge. Itâs certainly not spelled out, but it makes sense with what we know of Vadicâs character â Starfleet abused and tortured the Changelings, and now, most likely in death, Vadic has enabled the mortal enemy of the Federation to strike what seems to be a fatal blow.
Mark: Well, regardless of the Borg/Changeling plan, it takes Jack all of a minute or so after learning that heâs some kind of Borg transmitter to turn on his parents and run off to join confront the Borg. Picard tells him that heâs potentially dangerous and should be kept under wraps, and so obviously Jack mind controls some guards, steals a shuttle and flies off. This might be more convincing as motivation had they actually cast someone who isnât a 35-year-old father. We kinda need that youth to sell this impulsive move.
Will: Ed Speelers has been great, but this was some awkward casting from the beginning that was only underlined in this episode. This subchapter in the story â Jack learning of his Borg bits and then absconding off to the hive â seemed rushed, but there was a lot to get to in this episode. The pacing of this season in general has been all over the place. Serialized television, man. Kinda makes me long for Strange New Worlds.
In any case, Jack, like many of the other characters this week, faces an âall is lostâ moment when he appears to lose the will to fight the Borg Queen and gives in to assimilation. Maybe his one idea of turning himself over to [insert bad guy here] was doomed to fail.
Mark: And we should note that we got the OG Borg Queen, Alice Krige from First Contact, reprising the role in voice only (Krige is 68, and so probably should not be given the physically taxing job of wearing the Borg queen costume).
Will: And itâs worth noting here that last seasonâs Borg Queen, Annie Wersching, died after a two-year bout with cancer. Thatâs a tough problem for the series to write around.
Mark: She was only 45, itâs truly horrible. But I have to wonder if Krige would have returned even without Werschingâs passing. Bringing Krige back to the role serves to underline that the Borg weâre dealing with here arenât Agnes Juratiâs peace and love collective (turn that into a Sgt. Pepperâs parody image, put it on a shirt and make a million dollars) but rather the unaltered Borg of old.
Will: Iâm sure the folks in Warp 11 are working on the parody song as we speak.
Mark: The Queenâs dialogue here gets a bit on the nose. She explains outright what Locutus means in Latin (he who speaks), and test-drives a few names for Jack (âPuer Deiâ or âGod Boyâ being the silliest) before landing on VĂ”x. I contacted Anise Strong, a professor of ancient history at Western Michigan University to clarify the tilde business. Evidently, the tilde over the o denotes that itâs a long o sound (so, âVokesâ), but thatâs not something actual Romans would have used, but rather an invention of 19th century British scholars when writing Latin. Also, after consulting with some of her colleagues, she informs that it shouldnât be a tilde, but a long accent (âVĆxâ) The more you know, right?
Will: Thatâs what we get for messing with a deadass language, Mark. Still, I guess we have to consider Jack as one of our possible heroes for the finale, right? This series isnât going to end with the Federation in ruinsâŠis it?
Mark: Just last season we had someone fight off assimilation long enough to negotiate a kind of equal compromise, and that was a cybernetics expert fighting against a weakened psychic seed of a Borg queen. So can one Very Special Boy fight off the full strength of a fully-powered collective? Sure, why not.
All Your Ships Are Belong To Us
Will: SoâŠseems like it was a bad idea to bring every single ship in the fleet into one spot and then network them together, huh?
Mark: Did nobody in Starfleet watch Battlestar Galactica (2004)? We also get another familiar face popping up: Commander Shelby from âThe Best of Both Worlds.â
Will: Excuse me, Mark, thatâs *Admiral* Shelby commanding the new Odyssey-class Enterprise-F! Fun story behind the Odyssey class and the F — it was created during a fan contest to design the new Enterprise some years ago for Star Trek Online. Now that the F is canon, I was a little bummed out to think that the winner of the contest might not receive the proper credit/compensation for adding something so important to the Star Trek tapestryâŠbut it turns out heâs kind of a dick. So fuck him. Long live the new, thicc, sexy Enterprise-F.
Mark: Excuse me, Will, itâs Fleet Admiral Elizabeth Shelby.
This is the second time this season theyâve brought back a strong woman from TNG, only to have her killed by the end of the episode. I gave their killing of Ro a lot of leeway as it was a heroic self-sacrifice, but Shelby here just gets phasered point blank. I hope sheâs still alive, I hope this just isnât the last we see of her, because itâs pretty undignified if so.
Will: We know the Changelings are keeping the high level officers they replaced alive. Maybe Shelby is off somewhere and possibly one of our heroes to save the day? It would make perfect sense for the Borg to turn on their Changeling allies as soon as they were no longer necessary. And Riker underlined how strange it would be for Shelby to embrace an idea that was so Borg-like in nature. That plot wiggle room aside, I agree with your point.
Speaking of other strong women, where is Admiral Janeway? Theyâve gotta be saving her for the next episode, right?
Mark: Oh, theyâve gotta be, though maybe they donât want to spoil the characterâs fate for those of us watching Prodigy (it would be wild if she showed up with one or more of the kids from that show, all grown up and in live action, mere months before Boimler and Mariner are set to visit Strange New Worlds).
Also, with our knowledge of the full plan, Vadicâs decision to kill off TâVeen is starting to make some sense from a tactical point of view: we knew she wouldnât kill off Seven or Shaw (theyâve got a certain degree of plot armor) and so it would have to be one of the younger crewmembers. But TâVeen was a Vulcan, and so possibly already 70 years old. Had Vadic killed someone else, sheâd be taking away one of their future Borg drones. So TâVeen was the only logical choice.
Will: Invoking logic to explain the death of a Vulcan. How appropriate. And speaking of deaths, Captain Shaw appears to slip into the surly night of the final frontier after heâs shot during the firefight to escape the Titan. If he is well and truly dead, I think 1) itâs an incredible miscalculation on the part of the Trek braintrust of how popular the character would be and 2) not a good sign for Star Trek Legacy.
Mark: Thereâs still some wiggle room here. He wasnât vaporized and they can do some amazing things with medicine in the 25th century, but yeah, I think heâs toast. Especially since he called Seven by her chosen name in his final moments. Iâm hoping we get a hastily put together âDuke is gonna be aâokayâ (see G.I. Joe: The Movie [1987]) coda for the character, but this was clearly a death scene as written and filmed. I can definitely understand the appeal of leaving Seven in charge of the Titan going into whatever future Trek has in store for us, but yeah, a wild miscalculation of Shawâs popularity here.
U.S.S. Fan Service-D
Mark: Which brings us to the final bit of nostalgia in an all-nostalgia season: the contents of Docking Bay 12 are revealed, and as had been predicted by just about everyone, itâs a newly-restored Enterprise-D.
Will: I watched the whole episode Thursday morning. Then the whole thing again Thursday night. Then the last 10 minutes maybe four or five times in a row. I donât think you could have scripted a better 10 minutes of fan service. Collectively, we cried; we laughed at Picardâs carpet joke. Cried again at Rikerâs line about family. Everyone had a part to play in that sceneâŠaside from Beverly, who kinda awkwardly stood there with a tricorder.
Mark: Isnât that part of the nostalgia, too? Writers not knowing what to do with Beverly?
I agree, the return to the Enterprise-D was wonderful. And while there have been complaints that this show is photographed too dark, Iâm glad they didnât return to the flat lighting of 1980s television and gave the bridge some contrast. It gives the whole thing space and depth. Also, a part of me wonders how much of this set was completely built from scratch, how much was salvaged from the original, how much might have been bought at an auction from a bankrupt tech billionaire who built this in his home? And is the bridge the only set weâre going to see on the D? Engineering would be fun, but that was a massive set.
Will: And how much must it eat up Geordi inside knowing that this engineering isnât *hisâ engineering? Poor guy.
Mark: Going into the series finale, weâve finally come full circle. The series started with a dream of Picard and Data hanging out in Ten Forward (no bloody âAvenueâ) and now here we are, back where it all began. One little ship versus the fleet.
Will: Setting a course for the Sol system was certainly a choice, wasnât it? I donât know how theyâre going to save the galaxy this time, but as we know, fate protects fools, little children and ships named “Enterprise”.
Mark: They will simply [tech] the [tech] until all the [tech] becomes [tech]. Like when ants start a revolution against their queen!
Make It So On and So Forth
- The Enterprise-E is my [Willâs] favorite ship, so itâs kinda sad to see it reduced to a punchline. But I get it â one good movie, another mediocre picture and a final one so bad, it has to be thankful that both Final Frontier and Into Darkness donât stack up to a beloved television show.
- Levar Burtonâs reading of the line, âThey’ve been assimilating the entire fleet this whole time, without anyone ever knowing,â was incredibly powerful.
- Do you think itâs a metaphor for algorithms leading children to extreme right-wing content, Will?
- Will: [thinking face emoji]
- Dataâs âI hope we die quicklyâ was hilarious.
- Data still calls Picard âCaptain.â Dataâs become an old softie.
- Speaking of, the moment of him simply putting his hand on Picardâs shoulder was great. It shows just how far Data has come in understanding humanity.
- Gates McFadden says the TNG cast has a group text. They really are friends. [heart eyes emoji]
- She also has a podcast where she speaks with each of them one on one. Itâs delightful.
- The Borg have access to billions of life forms. Why didnât they simply make another Locutus and breed their own VĂ”x? Why not breed thousands of them?
- It seems pretty easy to turn off a shuttle transponder.
- We also got a nod to another of our former TNG regulars with the USS Pulaski.
- Majel Barrettâs line as the computer voice comes mostly from âChain of Command, Part II,â when captain Jellico turns the ship back over to Picard.