Pharmaceuticals arenāt the only thing X-Corp is offering the world – their new floating HQ is built to provide unprecedentedly fast internet to all who sign up. As Angel and Monet prepare for the launch of their new product at the Technology TALKS convention, Jamie Madrox is working overtime to get the job done in time, but are there limits to even Madroxās abilities to throw his selves into his work? Written by Tini Howard, drawn by Valentine de Landro, colored by Sunny Gho and lettered by Clayton Cowles, with a back-up story written and drawn by Jason Loo.
Armaan Babu: Well…third timeās the charm, it looks like. X-Corpās third issue is finally one I enjoyed reading. Am I still mystified as to what the purpose of X-Corp is, both as a comic and as a company? Yes. Is Monet continuing to blur the lines between being sharply insightful or grumpily cynical? Yes. Is Angelās entire purpose reduced to mostly just…being there? Maybe, but the important thing is that there is some highly entertaining Madrox stuff happening and Iām going to take the win. Whatād you think, Corey?
Corey Smith: Hey Armaan! Iād be lying if I said this wasnāt easily the issue Iāve enjoyed the most, but Iām definitely still asking the same questions weāve been asking from the first issue. While Iāve been largely ambivalent towards Madrox in general, the opening pages to this issue were an absolute delight, and Madrox Primeās memo to his dupes is probably the most personality weāve seen come out of the series! If we can keep moving in that direction, I think I might actually enjoy a whole issue by this time next year! If Iām being entirely honest, though, Iām still utterly baffled by damn near every business decision thatās being made in the book. Iāve gotta ask, did the Ionospheric Bandwidth Generator seem as pointless to you as it did to me?
Armaan: I donāt know if pointless is quite the word. Pointless would imply I understood the purpose behind it, and knew for sure that purpose was terrible. The I.B.G. brings up a lot of questions, and I donāt know if this book even plans to answer any of them. But hold up, we need a somewhat catchy and/or pun-prevalent headline before we dive into discussion proper.
Weāre Not Sure We Have the Bandwidth For This
Armaan: Ahhh. Much better. Now, as I was saying – the I.B.G. has me baffled. Who is this for? Thatās a question that serves the comic as a whole, but specifically – why are the mutants getting into the telecommunications business? The opening data page mentions that X-CORP TELECOM is a sister branch to X-CORP PHARMA – the mutant drugs that bought Krakoa international recognition as a nation.
So hereās what I want to know: Is X-Corp selling I.B.G. internet, or is it offering ultrafast speeds for more political leverage, or even just public goodwill? Is X-Corp a for-profit company, or some weird non-profit seeking to enrich the lives of humans? The opening pages show us that Madrox has been working very hard on all of this – the question is, why?
Corey: The only reading that makes sense to me is that itās largely a flex, that might get some goodwill, but the more I think about it, the more confused I get. Obviously I can only speak for myself, but if I was told I could have really good internet for a few hours before it heads to another part of the world, Iād probably view it as far more trouble than itās worth! And logistically, hooking up to a publicly, obnoxiously, Mutant-provided public connection seems like itās just inviting trouble. Do you want Sentinels? Thatās how you get Sentinels.
In all honesty, āweird flex, but okayā seems to sum up most of X-Corpās moves so far. While theyāre pretty clearly capitalist, what they actually do, and why the public should actually care, is an enigma. They have a Mutant circuit that provides solar energyā¦ but only to power a roaming hotspot. They have a flying island baseā¦ for the purposes of showing off, I guess? At this point I have to wonder if the entire point of X-Corp is to sit on the trademark, and keep Warren and Monet wrapped up with busywork.
Armaan: You know, if it was just Angel in charge, or paired up with someone like, say, Iceman the Accountant, I could see that being a genuinely interesting plot point. Iād love the idea of a story that says Krakoaās moved beyond capitalism, itās just keeping up a facade for a while to keep humans pacified. Thereās a real missed opportunity here to have an X-Book comment on what a failed system capitalism in, and how Krakoaās evolving a new society.
Instead we have a book thatās either celebrating capitalism or treating it as its own fascinating genre setting. The closest we get to cutting commentary is Monetās disdain for…well, everything. Monet looks down on poor Wind Dancerās well-organized plans for X-Corp. She turns down her nose at women-only spaces. Sheās clearly tired of public relations, of Nazis and those who work with them, and of respecting peopleās mental privacy. Sheās disdainful of the toxic and prevalent sexism of corporate conventions.
A lot of the stuff listed above are things I am on board for, and would like to see explored more. Itās just that thereās so much disdain that itās hard to tell whether Monetās providing cutting commentary or is just being snarky because sheās not had her morning coffee. Thereās a lot to be said for how corporate culture has a long way to go in terms of treating women better, and it seems like this book is trying to address that, but like a lot of X-Corp, the execution is…clumsy.
Corey: Much in the same way Iāve been wondering what X-Corp is for, this issue had me questioning why Monet is involved with the company at all. Disliking the convention is one thing, but there hasnāt been a single aspect of running X-Corp that sheās treated as anything more than an annoyance. If itās a character choice, itās one that falls firmly in the characterization equivalent of Uncanny Valley ā Monet is acting almost like she should, but off enough to be unsettling.
Even beyond the still-unexplained shift in her powerset, turning her Penance form into a walking Hulk-esque Angry Black Woman stereotype, Howardās take on the character has thrown me for a loop. If Monet doesnāt enjoy having the upper hand in everything from fights to business rivalries, is she really Monet? Running X-Corp, publicly being āSimply Superior,ā should be something she loves, an opportunity to shine, rather than a burden to be ignored. The voice felt right in the debut issue, and it was one of the strongest parts of Empyre, so Iām hoping this is just a one-off fluke.
That being said, for as little as he had to do, I feel that this issue was Warrenās strongest showing so far! As often as fans paint Angel as the least interesting of the Original Five, the past two issues are pointing to an interesting direction for his character. Heās pretty clearly trying hard to live up to his position, and show his worth, but itās also clear that heās growing increasingly exhausted by his partnerās more impulsive tendencies, and heās willing to do whatever he can to keep some measure of control. The panel of his brief impromptu prayer before the presentation was legitimately great, and one of the first times I can think of in years of reading where Iāve laughed out loud at anything Warren has said. But for as much as I enjoyed the bookās resident himbo, I think we can both agree that Madrox absolutely carried this issue!
R&D Redundancy
Armaan: Oh, absolutely. This issue was a great one for fans of the character – and a great encapsulation of what makes him so much fun for readers who arenāt as familiar with him. Even without taking his long and complicated history into account, thereās so much fun you can have with a character who has his powers, and this bookends the issue.
This version of Madrox (for there are many, his life goals seem to shift drastically with every new writer heās given, but given his powerset…it kinda works) seems to have thrown himself (and self, and self, and self) into his work with a passion I donāt think weāve seen before. Heās making full use of his powers – learning all he can via his dupes and reabsorbing that knowledge at a whim. While thereās some overlap between this use of powers and, say, Prodigyās ability to pick up the memories and skills of people around him, Madrox has one crucial limitation: if he canāt reabsorb a dupe, that knowledge is lost forever.
Madrox is a fun gag, but whenever you take the time to look into the concept of how his powers affect his life, thereās pathos to be found. Madrox is a company man, through and through – and despite the fact that he can literally be everywhere at once, heās somehow still ignoring his wife and child.
Now, I know there are a lot of people who would rather Layla Miller somehow be retconned out of existence – thereās a lot of discomfort in the coupleās origin story. [Ed. note: Itās me. Heās talking about me.] I, personally, really enjoyed the particular X-Factor run that brought them together, warts and all, and have been waiting to see stories about Madrox and Laylaās life together for years. I finally have that, and the story is a compelling one. Jamie Madrox can juggle a lot, but sorting out a work/life balance is still somehow beyond him, because it doesnāt matter how much knowledge he crams into his head, Madrox will always be an idiot when it comes to personal life choices.
Corey: The real Mutant metaphor isnāt about oppression, itās about being awful messes in our personal lives. Even with that knowledge, and the consistent theme of Marvelās merry Mutants making terrible parents, I couldnāt help spending most of the issue yelling at Madrox like I was watching a horror movie. Work/Life balance is a tricky thing to get right (full disclosure, Iām typing this while my son is sitting on my lap playing Kirby).
Armaan: Aww!
Corey: But itās really easy to see all the pitfalls when it comes to anyone elseās family! I completely understand where Madrox is coming from – his workā¦ is theoretically important, I guess? Still not sure what the point is? But Iāve had to miss important firsts in the name of companies that have goals far less important than interspecies relations.
I havenāt read too much with Layla, and while the nature of the relationshipās start is sketch as all hell, itāsā¦ distressingly par for the course for X-Men. Iām on record as being shocked that Miller wasnāt a Claremont creation, and I think that says all that needs to be said. That being what it is, Iām not going to hound Howard for using characters that come with a lot of baggage. One of the biggest strengths of the era is that itās more additive than anything else, building on everything that came before, for better or for worse. Iām of the opinion that there are no characters who are irredeemably poor concepts in the hands of the right writer, and I genuinely think Howard has what it takes to make me like Layla. As down as Iāve been on this title, I canāt forget that it was Howardās work that made me emotionally invested in Apocalypse, of all characters!
Armaan: Yeah, weāve been hard on the writing for this book, but Howard has definitely written some of my favorite stories in the Krakoan era. Something else weāve been hard on for this book, however, has been the art – and Iām happy to say that Valentine de Landro is a definite step-up, and a large part of what made this issue more palatable to me. The style is a bit rougher, making some panels feel a bit cramped, but de Landro really nails both the comedic and the emotional beats of the issue. The stress and urgency of Madrox Prime trying to make everything work juxtaposed with his dupe spending some quality family time…you could feel the lost moments. With that dupe destroyed later in the issue, itās literally time Madrox Prime will never get back – and that got to me.
The two-page bonus story was a special, surprising delight. A Madroxian adventure told in a way that could only work in comics, and only work this well for Madroxās unique powers. It was a quick and simple delight, and I couldnāt have been happier with it.
A Failure to Connect
Armaan: Back at the convention, we get to know human research scientist Sara St. John a little better. She seems to be shaping up to be an important figure – though I canāt tell yet if sheās meant to be a patsy to the Fenris Twins, or an eventual villain in her own right. What do you think of her, Corey?
Corey: If St. John does turn out to be a patsy, Iām not sure itāll be to Fenris. Monet made a point of dismissing her as second fiddle to Jean-Pierre Kol, rather than a strong woman of her own making and while weāve seen Kol cause trouble on his own for Warren in the debut issue, I think it would be more satisfying narratively to see St. John be a genuine threat, both in the boardroom and personally. Her comment about letting Mutants have the option to hide their mutation makes me think that sheās a closeted mutant herself, and if that is the case, hiding her true nature makes for a fun parallel with both Monet and Warren, who have spent the series so far trying to keep the less palatable aspects of their mutations hidden. I could be way off base, but I think that if there is a theme that defines X-Corpās identity as a book, itās about concealing the truth!
Armaan: If thereās one thing the bookās been clear about, itās that theme – so I wouldnāt be at all surprised if your theory turns out to be right, thatās a great catch there! Sara St. John is clearly hiding something – and not just the mental trap that triggers Monetās Emplate transformation when Monet attempts to read Saraās mind unbidden. While I am, for the most part, on Monetās side, I feel like she got a little of what she deserved here – trying to read someoneās mind without their permission is one hell of an invasion of privacy.
Whatās a little more worrying, though, is that Sara injects Monet with…something. Something that messes with mutant abilities, though in what way weāre not quite sure. However it affects them, itās safe to say that with the new mutant prevalence, thereās going to be a huge market for something that messes with mutant physiology.
Between that, and X-Corpās failed Telecom launch, things arenāt looking up for the company. Iām amused by them constantly being showed up by whatās happening in other X-Books. X-Corp launches an island, the X-Men launch a planet. X-Corpās second launch fails as mutants use their powers in new ways without a trial run – whereas the X-Men, without any practice whatsoever, terraform a planet.
Corey: Without any practice, and while having to get Monarch and Kid Omega to cooperate! Thatās a hell of a handicap! Frankly, X-Corp hasnāt done much beyond being a national embarrassment at this point ā hopefully they get it together and live up to their slogan sooner rather than later!
Mutant Memos
- Per our contributor Anna Peppard, years ago Jason Loo attended cons and did fundraising as Madrox as part of the “X-Men of Toronto.” And he admits he did “slightly project himself onto the dupes and got away with it.”
- Itās a little disappointing that weāre not going full mutant with this bandwidth improvement and getting internet routed through the astral plane.
- Trinaryās lack of a name is even more jarring when it shares a bubble with Sofia!
- On the flip side of that is Neal Shaaraās full name being used when everyone else gets to use their codenames. Itās…jarring.
- Kol keeps showing up and being name-dropped, and every time I forget that Iāve seen him before. ?
- Surprising but excellent shoutout to Squirrel Girl this issue, as Doreen Green the āSquirrelbossā panel.
- Krakoan reads: FAILURE TO LAUNCH
- …thatās pretty good, i take back like three of the bad things iāve said about this book