Why, Will: The Cowards of the Country

Everything is bad. And there are a few people to blame. The Splash When Iā€™m good and angry and I want to wreck someone and the facts fit the moment, I reach for something special. Itā€™s not ā€œassholeā€ (vague, common), nor ā€œbastardā€ (weak) nor ā€œmotherfuckerā€ (got a nice sound to it, but itā€™s not angry…

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Why, Will: How Did Donny Do It? ā€˜Crossoverā€™ and the Magic of Fair Use

Beyond this point lie spoilers for ā€œCrossoverā€ #1. Ye be warnedā€¦ The Splash ā€œCrossover,ā€ the meta comic-book-about-comic-books from the mind of writer Donny Cates and artist Geoff Shaw, has a heap of stuff to talk about ā€” the merits of which have already been ably discussed by Big Boss Zack and Dan ā€œthe Manā€ McMahon….

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Why, Will: Casting an All-Mutant SNL (You’ll Never Guess Who’s Chevy)

Stop booking terrible, stupid finishes, Vince. The ā€˜Rasslinā€™ Report: Your ā€˜Rasslinā€™ Dictionary  When you know your babyfaces (good guys) from your heels (bad guys), you can impress the smarks (the ā€œsmart markā€ internet fans). fuck finish (noun): a contrived finish that serves only as a workaround for bookers and fails to answer the kayfabe question…

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Why, Will: Hi, Iā€™m Will. Iā€™m a Mark for Colorized ‘Walking Dead.’

You got me, Robert Kirkman. The Splash There is something so unabashedly commercial in re-releasing ā€œThe Walking Deadā€ in color that I canā€™t help but like it. Tellinā€™ fans it wonā€™t be collected and makinā€™ ā€™em snap up those floppies? For a series thatā€™s already made dump trucks of television and licensing* money? Itā€™s so…

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Why, Will: Every comic is disposable ā€” even the ā€˜greatā€™ ones (aka Will read ‘Cerebus’)

Nothing is so important that we must sacrifice decency or respect for others. Last Time on ā€˜Why, Willā€™ Imagine this conversation 50 years from now: ā€œPep Pep, was there *really* a coronavirus pandemic? And more than 150,000 people died? And the United States kinda did nothing?ā€ ā€œThatā€™s all true, kiddo. It was a nightmare. Daily!ā€…

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