Remember 2013? When Lance Armstrong copped to being a drug cheat and āStar Trek Into Darknessā beat āThe Final Frontierā and āFaith of the Heartā as the worst Star Trek thing ever made? And you could go outside? Those were the days. The Splash The hallmark of a Zack Snyder movie ā outside of his…
Just when you think you have all the answers, itās time to change the questions. The Splash In the fracas between writer Tom King, artist Jae Lee and comic book fans who want works created by people who arenāt intolerable assholes, there are no winners. Not King, who now looks like a bully for taking…
Big, big news that I am proud to break this week. Letās get right to it. Today (July 20): DClassified: Week of Announcements Begins After last weekās news that DC will be releasing Rorschach, a 12-issue maxiseries by writer Tom King and artist Jorge FornĆ©s that represents a mystifying return to the Watchmen well, the…
Dear Content Consumer, Please forgive me. You see, Iām taking this week off after the heaviness of our last time together. But donāt worry ā Iāve arranged for my brother Bill to take over my duties this week. Bill is 43, a successful concrete contractor and is Extremely Offline. We are not close. And forgive…
Last week when I said I need to write? This was one of those weeks. Today (July 6): Clifton Park, New Yorkās Adirondack Taekwondo Reopens āThe virus is with us, but with need to live with it.ā Thatās what the anonymous Trump administration official told NBC News, and I swear to Christ it was the…
Hi, Xavier Files friends, family and fiends ā Iām Will (a Libra, bourbon fan and fake doctor), and Iāll be here every Monday with your weekly planner, the thing thatās gonna keep you on track for success. Or keep you informed. Or something. Look, I canāt figure out for this bit whether Iām your secretary…