Itās all true. The Splash Tuesday was not a good day. And while none of you came here for presidential debate analysis, itās worth noting that what was once a sacrosanct observation in our national political tradition became so messy and vapid that CNN personality Dana Bash called it a āshit showā only minutes after…
The Best Man Miro might be in trouble. The āRasslinā Report If I owned stock in Miro ā which I donāt, because heās the professional wrestler formerly known as Rusev ā Iād call in a hold or maybe even a sell order into my broker, because Iām down as hell on his AEW debut, primarily…
When even low expectations canāt save a thing. A Short Review of āMarvelās Avengersā (PS4) It aināt great. The āRasslinā Report AEWās āAll Outā was a middling affair, but thereās only so much you can do when half your main event participants are either too old (Jericho, and I am sorry, but he canāt keep…
The mailbag? Yeah, itās full as hell. And Now, Your Questions Tweet me (@willnevin) or just scream at me with some stupid thing you want answered. If you donāt ask me questions, Iāll find you and beg you for them. Donāt make me beg. @BigDadEnergy_: What lessons from pushing the Inhumans can Marvel apply to…
If youāre going to do a thing ā any stupid thing at all ā it should be done right. The Splash I donāt know who runs social media for IMDb (which, by the way, is one more part of the Amazon empire if you didnāt know), but they should be fired ā preferably into the…
Nothing is so important that we must sacrifice decency or respect for others. Last Time on āWhy, Willā Imagine this conversation 50 years from now: āPep Pep, was there *really* a coronavirus pandemic? And more than 150,000 people died? And the United States kinda did nothing?ā āThatās all true, kiddo. It was a nightmare. Daily!ā…
Heroes die. We must be ready to let them go. The Splash Stanley Martin Lieber was born Dec. 28, 1922. He died Nov. 12, 2018. In the 95 years in between, Stan Lee was an entertainer, a creator, a publisher, an entrepreneur, a charmer, a bit of a grifter, a figurehead, a lovable scamp and…
Remember 2013? When Lance Armstrong copped to being a drug cheat and āStar Trek Into Darknessā beat āThe Final Frontierā and āFaith of the Heartā as the worst Star Trek thing ever made? And you could go outside? Those were the days. The Splash The hallmark of a Zack Snyder movie ā outside of his…
Just when you think you have all the answers, itās time to change the questions. The Splash In the fracas between writer Tom King, artist Jae Lee and comic book fans who want works created by people who arenāt intolerable assholes, there are no winners. Not King, who now looks like a bully for taking…
Big, big news that I am proud to break this week. Letās get right to it. Today (July 20): DClassified: Week of Announcements Begins After last weekās news that DC will be releasing Rorschach, a 12-issue maxiseries by writer Tom King and artist Jorge FornĆ©s that represents a mystifying return to the Watchmen well, the…
Dear Content Consumer, Please forgive me. You see, Iām taking this week off after the heaviness of our last time together. But donāt worry ā Iāve arranged for my brother Bill to take over my duties this week. Bill is 43, a successful concrete contractor and is Extremely Offline. We are not close. And forgive…
Last week when I said I need to write? This was one of those weeks. Today (July 6): Clifton Park, New Yorkās Adirondack Taekwondo Reopens āThe virus is with us, but with need to live with it.ā Thatās what the anonymous Trump administration official told NBC News, and I swear to Christ it was the…
Hi, Xavier Files friends, family and fiends ā Iām Will (a Libra, bourbon fan and fake doctor), and Iāll be here every Monday with your weekly planner, the thing thatās gonna keep you on track for success. Or keep you informed. Or something. Look, I canāt figure out for this bit whether Iām your secretary…